Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17631. | Danique (dutchgirll) | 72.40 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 17632. | Patrick (jppat) | 72.40 | 96.8% | 2023-06-30 |
| 17633. | Aleksa (alexample) | 72.40 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 17634. | Jenna (jennawoods) | 72.40 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 17635. | Mepatrick (mepatrick) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 17636. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 72.40 | 94% | 2016-07-07 |
| 17637. | Luan (luan0763) | 72.39 | 96% | 2015-03-30 |
| 17638. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 72.39 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 17639. | Andrew (entranco) | 72.39 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 17640. | Rick (bambinooo) | 72.39 | 93% | 2011-12-09 |
| 17641. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 72.38 | 89% | 2014-12-11 |
| 17642. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 72.38 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 17643. | Zech (rive) | 72.38 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 17644. | danny (stewyvirus) | 72.38 | 94% | 2022-10-15 |
| 17645. | Richard (pyxll) | 72.38 | 92% | 2014-04-10 |
| 17646. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 72.38 | 97% | 2016-12-17 |
| 17647. | Junior (junior94) | 72.37 | 94% | 2014-05-31 |
| 17648. | jstorfer (jstorfer) | 72.37 | 94% | 2022-09-26 |
| 17649. | Mohamed A. (lim_elnoll96) | 72.37 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 17650. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 72.37 | 95% | 2023-06-12 |
| 17651. | Jamie (fryo) | 72.36 | 90% | 2014-01-27 |
| 17652. | Domen (sablja) | 72.36 | 92% | 2015-03-22 |
| 17653. | Arqam (pakistani) | 72.36 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 17654. | m (hotdogggg) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 17655. | Do (trungkien622004) | 72.36 | 96.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 17656. | Aren (qazr) | 72.36 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 17657. | b (hyrnos) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 17658. | Silvan (sili2000) | 72.36 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 17659. | Matt (mvicari) | 72.36 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 17660. | corey (coreysuter) | 72.35 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |