And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11735. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 94.03 | 97.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11736. | Longtop (longtop) | 94.03 | 96.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11737. | Jared (infamousjj) | 94.03 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 11738. | Chris (atorius) | 94.03 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 11739. | Iron Man (007_speed) | 94.02 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 11740. | Amit (amitooshacham) | 94.02 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 11741. | Ben (benwcc) | 94.01 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 11742. | Franki (frankibutter) | 94.01 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 11743. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 94.01 | 96% | 2011-11-25 |
| 11744. | Elise (alyssea) | 94.01 | 96% | 2014-11-28 |
| 11745. | Zachary (dahaak) | 94.01 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 11746. | John (jtayeri1) | 94.00 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 11747. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 94.00 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11748. | Lalapopo (lalapopo123) | 94.00 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11749. | Zailos (zailos18) | 94.00 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 11750. | Thanasi (thebestatbeingtheg... | 94.00 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 11751. | Wyatt (millybay) | 93.99 | 93% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11752. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 93.99 | 99% | 2011-11-29 |
| 11753. | Robert (jstlink) | 93.99 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 11754. | Muni (iluvamsa) | 93.98 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 11755. | Scott (glorfindel1975) | 93.98 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 11756. | Argo (argonautika) | 93.97 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 11757. | Sind (sindorus) | 93.97 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 11758. | A man doesn't know how to s... | 93.97 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11759. | will (zootzootie) | 93.97 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11760. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 93.97 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 11761. | Jordan (catdog567) | 93.97 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 11762. | momo (momonoyoru) | 93.97 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 11763. | lordvj (lordvj) | 93.97 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 11764. | Khanh (aygentp) | 93.96 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |