The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5530. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 100.47 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 5531. | (badillac) | 100.47 | 89% | 2017-05-30 |
| 5532. | (relly419) | 100.46 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 5533. | (image) | 100.46 | 97% | 2012-02-23 |
| 5534. | (gdeacon7) | 100.46 | 98% | 2014-04-27 |
| 5535. | (elucid) | 100.46 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 5536. | (cs6000pistol) | 100.46 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5537. | Luka (propalica) | 100.45 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5538. | (tolgss) | 100.45 | 98% | 2012-06-20 |
| 5539. | sherimori (sherimori) | 100.45 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 5540. | Nick (cptchunk) | 100.45 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| 5541. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 100.42 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 5542. | Luke (trunks911) | 100.41 | 90% | 2014-03-22 |
| 5543. | (imnotflamez) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 5544. | (bmoney217) | 100.41 | 98.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 5545. | (mercury28) | 100.41 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5546. | (rearia) | 100.40 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 5547. | (jstin) | 100.40 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 5548. | (demonixrob) | 100.39 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5549. | (shinryuurey) | 100.38 | 98% | 2014-07-28 |
| 5550. | (dionyziz) | 100.38 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 5551. | (tummapoika) | 100.38 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 5552. | (themadapple) | 100.37 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 5553. | (doomedshrimp8) | 100.36 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5554. | (ascendedonosu) | 100.36 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5555. | (ninjismo) | 100.36 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 5556. | (donkaso) | 100.36 | 97% | 2015-11-08 |
| 5557. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 100.35 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 5558. | (jabines) | 100.35 | 95% | 2014-04-09 |
| 5559. | (saidenhide) | 100.34 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |