You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2180. | Stas (tracersm) | 68.63 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2181. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 68.61 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2182. | Richie (richie11) | 68.60 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2183. | Samuel (spiriteater) | 68.57 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2184. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 68.56 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 2185. | Milo (vmilo) | 68.42 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2186. | Freedom (employ) | 68.32 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 2187. | Wendu (wenduthebanunu) | 68.26 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2188. | lex (lexzaid) | 68.26 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 2189. | Kevin (kayloh20) | 68.18 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2190. | Dragon (willy2019) | 68.14 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 2191. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 68.12 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 2192. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 68.10 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2193. | dinker (gumbolaya) | 68.07 | 94% | 2019-11-28 |
| 2194. | R1ng (r1ng) | 68.07 | 95% | 2019-03-21 |
| 2195. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 68.02 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2196. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 67.99 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2197. | Janc (psyy1234) | 67.98 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2198. | Melas (melas1) | 67.97 | 94% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2199. | Max (hooterr) | 67.88 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2200. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 67.85 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2201. | Bernie (bernie557) | 67.82 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 2202. | Ghoz (napatzat) | 67.78 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 2203. | Róbert (worder01) | 67.75 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2204. | Jojo (jonathanfg) | 67.72 | 95% | 2018-04-29 |
| 2205. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 67.68 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2206. | Hani (zurubh) | 67.58 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 2207. | Leb (kabebby) | 67.52 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2208. | Simon (_loginlogout_) | 67.37 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2209. | keke (hpchco) | 67.35 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |