So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33839. | Shane (shane_666666) | 44.63 | 94% | 2022-01-29 |
| 33840. | hot (hotsingle) | 44.63 | 94.6% | 2023-06-19 |
| 33841. | falcon (falcon777) | 44.63 | 94% | 2020-11-14 |
| 33842. | alex (mrsasha) | 44.63 | 91% | 2013-03-31 |
| 33843. | martin (martinous) | 44.63 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 33844. | Andrey (andrewshandy) | 44.62 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
| 33845. | tstats[blubenz67] (blubenz67) | 44.62 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| 33846. | slimboy (slimboy) | 44.62 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 33847. | Madhu (madhugul) | 44.61 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
| 33848. | Zay (zaythegod) | 44.61 | 95% | 2023-06-20 |
| 33849. | Luna (lunablitz) | 44.61 | 95% | 2014-09-01 |
| 33850. | Nrimanta (nwiziyanow) | 44.60 | 92% | 2022-06-05 |
| 33851. | G (graboy) | 44.60 | 93% | 2012-05-04 |
| 33852. | thao (ongchum_hanu) | 44.60 | 87% | 2012-08-02 |
| 33853. | Mevlin (line_apelsine) | 44.59 | 93% | 2022-02-11 |
| 33854. | Brian (brian) | 44.59 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 33855. | Jordan (jorjorg11) | 44.58 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 33856. | Ishan (aquaticos) | 44.58 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 33857. | taco (vickychang0822) | 44.58 | 82% | 2013-08-10 |
| 33858. | Oliver (schuchardto) | 44.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 33859. | Wael (wael95) | 44.58 | 93% | 2014-10-10 |
| 33860. | shaan (shaanheer) | 44.58 | 95% | 2013-11-14 |
| 33861. | karan (mickeyvirus) | 44.58 | 90% | 2016-10-08 |
| 33862. | JenJen (jsoto1977) | 44.58 | 99% | 2017-02-21 |
| 33863. | Mispon (mispon) | 44.57 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 33864. | Mohammad Anwaar Ul Hassan (... | 44.57 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 33865. | yuvaraj (yuvaraj) | 44.57 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 33866. | Kasper (theblackjack12) | 44.57 | 90% | 2016-03-16 |
| 33867. | rajan (rajankjoshi) | 44.57 | 94% | 2014-06-05 |
| 33868. | Zhantai (zhantai) | 44.56 | 94% | 2023-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |