So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18657. | Neutz (neutr0n) | 70.64 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 18658. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 70.64 | 94% | 2013-01-13 |
| 18659. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 70.64 | 91% | 2016-02-05 |
| 18660. | Retr0 (retr0327) | 70.63 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 18661. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 70.63 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 18662. | Pavel (pavlik11) | 70.63 | 97% | 2013-09-24 |
| 18663. | Oggers (oggers) | 70.63 | 91% | 2017-03-21 |
| 18664. | mario (mcanda26) | 70.63 | 96% | 2014-05-23 |
| 18665. | Snappii (snappii_juice) | 70.62 | 95% | 2023-03-29 |
| 18666. | Gerrald (wahyu_hayukk06) | 70.62 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 18667. | Chris (quola) | 70.62 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 18668. | Andy (summermint) | 70.62 | 91% | 2015-12-30 |
| 18669. | Rhofl (rhofl) | 70.62 | 90% | 2012-10-24 |
| 18670. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 70.62 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
| 18671. | John (phamone) | 70.62 | 92% | 2014-05-18 |
| 18672. | Brandon (doommonky) | 70.62 | 92% | 2016-07-06 |
| 18673. | CJ (thatkid004) | 70.61 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 18674. | Codey (seifo16) | 70.61 | 88% | 2016-05-24 |
| 18675. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 18676. | hotbx (hotbxlockbx) | 70.61 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 18677. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 70.61 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 18678. | Amit (akum030) | 70.61 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 18679. | Cj (burntsoup) | 70.60 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| 18680. | Prince Khan (princekhan) | 70.60 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 18681. | kurniadi (popolocrois) | 70.60 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 18682. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 70.60 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 18683. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 70.59 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 18684. | Brendon (brendon646) | 70.59 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 18685. | Rojan (anketos105) | 70.59 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 18686. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 70.59 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |