So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9879. | stornev (stornev_) | 85.85 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9880. | + (hobounicorns) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9881. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 85.85 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9882. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 85.85 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 9883. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9884. | BronzTech (bronztech) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9885. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 85.84 | 97% | 2013-11-10 |
| 9886. | Alexander (snailno1) | 85.84 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9887. | Jer (grumz) | 85.83 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 9888. | Ali (alialialiali) | 85.83 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 9889. | Redugo (somebodyelse) | 85.82 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9890. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 85.82 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 9891. | Kaim (14mkim) | 85.82 | 95% | 2011-11-16 |
| 9892. | sara (strosar09) | 85.81 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9893. | Ron (ronald2) | 85.81 | 98% | 2016-08-01 |
| 9894. | Wes (wyvr) | 85.81 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 9895. | emticee (emticee) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9896. | Ramses (boinkey) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9897. | Jason (jsinkidd) | 85.80 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 9898. | Moon (albertasdude) | 85.80 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9899. | Dan (dannymm) | 85.80 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 9900. | Ninaad (saklas_33) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9901. | Mikhail (limedimenine) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9902. | Tim (tmshelton) | 85.80 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 9903. | Eivind (myrddhin) | 85.80 | 93% | 2012-01-15 |
| 9904. | Marlon (marlonpag) | 85.79 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 9905. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 85.79 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9906. | Tomas (tritz) | 85.79 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9907. | GOYARD (goyard) | 85.79 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 9908. | Y (kwal) | 85.79 | 94% | 2014-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |