Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11479. | Brin (pbrianq) | 83.03 | 93% | 2014-08-31 |
| 11480. | matthew (mattchy) | 83.03 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 11481. | Maffin (m4ff1n) | 83.03 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 11482. | Chris (alkalineii) | 83.02 | 95% | 2014-06-22 |
| 11483. | Petter (dvex) | 83.02 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 11484. | C (pestilence101) | 83.02 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 11485. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 83.02 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 11486. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 83.01 | 98.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 11487. | MO$$ (monilyn) | 83.01 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11488. | Jack (randomdize) | 83.00 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 11489. | mv0 (the_oko) | 83.00 | 97.9% | 2023-06-01 |
| 11490. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 83.00 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 11491. | Dancing (dancinglikedeath) | 83.00 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 11492. | Forgottensands. (forgottens... | 82.99 | 94% | 2011-07-05 |
| 11493. | Jerome (the__stig) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11494. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 82.99 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 11495. | brannon (brannonchua) | 82.98 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 11496. | Marc (marcjuh) | 82.98 | 92% | 2015-02-14 |
| 11497. | Joey (jsaechao) | 82.98 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11498. | UwU (llez_ai_taip_beri_gut) | 82.98 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11499. | Nam (namtastic42) | 82.98 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 11500. | Aqeel (desiguy421) | 82.98 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 11501. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 82.98 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 11502. | Brian (bfitz88) | 82.97 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11503. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 82.97 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 11504. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 82.97 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11505. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 82.96 | 97% | 2016-08-28 |
| 11506. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 82.96 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
| 11507. | Michael (pigophone) | 82.96 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 11508. | Mel (smelons) | 82.96 | 92% | 2017-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |