So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26674. | Carl (gimaritis) | 57.96 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 26675. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 57.95 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 26676. | huh yunjin enthusiast (spin... | 57.95 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 26677. | Maddox (microscopictopic) | 57.95 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26678. | Blake (blakee) | 57.95 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 26679. | Heather (stuntraps) | 57.95 | 88% | 2016-02-11 |
| 26680. | MrGamer (mrgamer197) | 57.95 | 91% | 2016-03-12 |
| 26681. | Anisur (anis_017) | 57.94 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 26682. | Vedant (vpsj) | 57.94 | 85% | 2011-09-07 |
| 26683. | Kirubaraj (kirubaraj) | 57.94 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 26684. | Nikolaus (testingcolemak) | 57.94 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 26685. | KRINZKOLO (krinzkolo) | 57.94 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 26686. | Sem (sexmert) | 57.94 | 92% | 2022-03-06 |
| 26687. | Redsource (redsource) | 57.94 | 95% | 2020-06-30 |
| 26688. | Janet (jfitz1212) | 57.94 | 94% | 2015-08-29 |
| 26689. | Eleven (11fingers) | 57.94 | 99% | 2016-03-21 |
| 26690. | Enlightened (liku45) | 57.93 | 93% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26691. | shane (shanel0l) | 57.93 | 92% | 2016-10-26 |
| 26692. | Christian (aeroz) | 57.93 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 26693. | Deepak (deep_work) | 57.93 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 26694. | Jared (jrod44) | 57.93 | 91% | 2016-03-21 |
| 26695. | AJ (aaddjjj) | 57.93 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 26696. | Lucifer (aamir72633) | 57.93 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 26697. | stuemper (stuemper) | 57.93 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 26698. | ZUHAL (zuhal) | 57.93 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 26699. | Ben (azndude) | 57.93 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
| 26700. | Jamethy (jamethy) | 57.92 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 26701. | Musa (jighaim) | 57.92 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 26702. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 57.92 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 26703. | Connor (cmcl) | 57.91 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |