As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10793. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 81.86 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10794. | Last (galya_88) | 81.85 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 10795. | Maalik (theassassin201) | 81.85 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 10796. | the (rank1zen) | 81.85 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 10797. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 81.84 | 97.2% | 2025-02-28 |
| 10798. | Miha (mih108) | 81.84 | 97% | 2016-10-16 |
| 10799. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 81.83 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
| 10800. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 81.83 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 10801. | Didar (didar860) | 81.83 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10802. | account deleted (concurrent) | 81.83 | 95% | 2020-02-15 |
| 10803. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 81.83 | 96% | 2016-12-21 |
| 10804. | cabro (mdrmono) | 81.82 | 97.7% | 2024-12-19 |
| 10805. | Mattias (illmajol) | 81.82 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 10806. | random (myrandomusername) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 10807. | Abu (kabu22) | 81.82 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| 10808. | Alex (eggstreme) | 81.82 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 10809. | wewlad (jrm_ninja) | 81.81 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 10810. | Textrovert (zasekle) | 81.81 | 97.1% | 2023-11-05 |
| 10811. | Yaya (jostu) | 81.80 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 10812. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 81.80 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 10813. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 81.80 | 91% | 2016-04-17 |
| 10814. | BinsentKarlo (binsentkarlo) | 81.79 | 96.4% | 2024-08-19 |
| 10815. | Kevin (rubixpro) | 81.79 | 96% | 2016-10-20 |
| 10816. | yen (yenyenl) | 81.79 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 10817. | Seb (sebni) | 81.79 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 10818. | Zeltraa (zeltraa) | 81.79 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 10819. | Elton (eltonferraz) | 81.78 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 10820. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 81.78 | 95.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10821. | David (wavexz) | 81.78 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 10822. | fakaped (fakaped) | 81.77 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |