It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3653. | Do people have computers in... | 64.74 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 3654. | 2015 Smackcam (dimmaschool) | 64.73 | 93% | 2018-05-11 |
| 3655. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 64.73 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3656. | Joshua (kim456) | 64.70 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3657. | Paul (paulcardozo) | 64.69 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3658. | awais (awaispk) | 64.69 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 3659. | Roman (rasenin) | 64.69 | 95% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3660. | Shinji (shinji132) | 64.69 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3661. | Ahrar (ahrar) | 64.69 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 3662. | Brandon (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) | 64.67 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3663. | Taha (yohohoy) | 64.67 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3664. | K (kqp3) | 64.67 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3665. | Alex (manithan) | 64.66 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3666. | uwu (her0_) | 64.65 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 3667. | Carrot555] (carrot555) | 64.65 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3668. | Minor (minord) | 64.63 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3669. | jQuery34 (jquery34) | 64.62 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 3670. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 64.62 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 3671. | sloth (mitchie98) | 64.58 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 3672. | Fran (lexmark) | 64.58 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 3673. | Kartik (bhatiakartik10) | 64.58 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3674. | Anwar (anwar3606) | 64.57 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3675. | Kristian (jivkovk) | 64.53 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 3676. | Rishabh (jain17999) | 64.51 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 3677. | Drahgonfhyre (drahgonfhyre) | 64.50 | 94% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3678. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 64.50 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 3679. | Deni (travao) | 64.49 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3680. | Haung (zeropower) | 64.48 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 3681. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 64.48 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3682. | San (sankoko) | 64.47 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |