The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31304. | Ratha (timratha) | 48.75 | 94% | 2011-08-13 |
| 31305. | Alexey (vysotskiial) | 48.74 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 31306. | Titikorn (wchocolate) | 48.74 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 31307. | Justas (smitas) | 48.74 | 89% | 2015-11-01 |
| 31308. | kenneth (kenneth29) | 48.73 | 86% | 2014-10-08 |
| 31309. | navid (navidalvee76) | 48.73 | 96% | 2021-02-19 |
| 31310. | Dimitris (mitsolee) | 48.73 | 93% | 2020-07-12 |
| 31311. | mahamad (mahamad017) | 48.72 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 31312. | hashom (5ashom_) | 48.72 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 31313. | Connor (nellak) | 48.72 | 94% | 2013-09-28 |
| 31314. | fighting (fighting0304) | 48.72 | 97% | 2016-05-26 |
| 31315. | Signical (signicial) | 48.69 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 31316. | Professor (fan_professor) | 48.65 | 94% | 2023-04-21 |
| 31317. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 48.65 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 31318. | aa (s0ggysocks) | 48.64 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 31319. | Tarif (tarifdxd) | 48.63 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 31320. | Nial (koniko2000) | 48.62 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| 31321. | Patrick (jpporter) | 48.62 | 88% | 2016-11-19 |
| 31322. | Madhu (madhu102938) | 48.61 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 31323. | Ethan (ethe) | 48.61 | 86% | 2013-11-11 |
| 31324. | Hung (mounthero) | 48.60 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 31325. | Henry (henry_21) | 48.60 | 94% | 2023-02-08 |
| 31326. | Rohit (rohitag13) | 48.59 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 31327. | Đoàn Văn (dvdvhit) | 48.58 | 88% | 2012-07-29 |
| 31328. | sasquatch (sasquatchplatypus) | 48.57 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 31329. | Joseph (jimcroce) | 48.57 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 31330. | toffzen (toffzen) | 48.56 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 31331. | Aron (mailo95) | 48.55 | 91% | 2017-01-26 |
| 31332. | Damir (damirme) | 48.55 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 31333. | Joakim (decision) | 48.54 | 83% | 2012-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |