And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5665. | SH (kej12080) | 109.39 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 5666. | Daniel (theoretic) | 109.39 | 94% | 2013-02-04 |
| 5667. | (intoccabile) | 109.39 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
| 5668. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 109.39 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 5669. | Moridin (archer4) | 109.39 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 5670. | (uzumakidfreecs) | 109.38 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 5671. | (zarryc) | 109.38 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 5672. | (wild786) | 109.38 | 98% | 2011-06-05 |
| 5673. | (north1085) | 109.38 | 92% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5674. | (deeyar) | 109.37 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 5675. | (aclockworkapril) | 109.36 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 5676. | (ccc342) | 109.36 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 5677. | Space (spacedandy) | 109.35 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5678. | (lukezs) | 109.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 5679. | (kylerxum) | 109.35 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5680. | (peterjs21) | 109.35 | 82% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5681. | Captain (jpaul100) | 109.34 | 100% | 2023-04-23 |
| 5682. | (lemmiwinks2917) | 109.34 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
| 5683. | (thecmd999) | 109.34 | 96% | 2014-07-02 |
| 5684. | (312211) | 109.34 | 99% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5685. | Kapitan (joe1aaa) | 109.33 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5686. | (foundry) | 109.33 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5687. | (ravi_malhotra) | 109.33 | 97% | 2012-04-16 |
| 5688. | (yesjrd) | 109.32 | 98.3% | 2023-06-14 |
| 5689. | (tflameee) | 109.32 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5690. | (iwgplol) | 109.31 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 5691. | (fitnessregiment) | 109.31 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 5692. | (laphroaig_neat) | 109.31 | 99% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5693. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 109.31 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 5694. | (algrewehou) | 109.31 | 99% | 2014-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |