See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9344. | luuuuuuke (floooks) | 84.30 | 95.3% | 2025-03-18 |
| 9345. | Bone (probono) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 9346. | Stafford (staffordv) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9347. | Nick (legnik) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 9348. | mpb (meeepboop) | 84.29 | 95.8% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9349. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 84.29 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9350. | Umair (umair121) | 84.29 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9351. | πΊππππππ... | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9352. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 84.29 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 9353. | Ryan (rycod) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9354. | guan (jgbiggy96) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9355. | mydl0 (zrejh_) | 84.26 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9356. | Tiac (saucyweener) | 84.26 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9357. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 84.26 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9358. | Puneet kumar (puneetkumar) | 84.25 | 98% | 2026-04-03 |
| 9359. | Delinquent (delinquenthimi) | 84.25 | 95% | 2026-01-11 |
| 9360. | Carbonat (typinator430) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9361. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 9362. | ARLU (frank87) | 84.24 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 9363. | Joey (jpace) | 84.24 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9364. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 84.24 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9365. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 84.24 | 98.4% | 2024-08-08 |
| 9366. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 9367. | Lawrence (loklein) | 84.24 | 97.7% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9368. | Thanos (thanos3) | 84.23 | 99% | 2025-04-19 |
| 9369. | Harrius (harrius) | 84.23 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 9370. | Dwima (dwizz) | 84.22 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9371. | Morgrim (morgrimm) | 84.22 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9372. | jack (jackyd97) | 84.22 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9373. | Peter (avezan) | 84.22 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |