The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8391. | Arif (schaerdz) | 50.11 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 8392. | Michael (mickeymount) | 50.11 | 97% | 2012-06-19 |
| 8393. | DankFarm (dankfarm) | 50.11 | 92% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8394. | Candice (candithecutie) | 50.10 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8395. | overlast (overlast) | 50.10 | 94% | 2012-12-16 |
| 8396. | ritesh (tsukuyomi) | 50.10 | 91% | 2013-07-04 |
| 8397. | jugal kishor (jugal_sahu) | 50.10 | 93% | 2014-10-27 |
| 8398. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 50.09 | 87% | 2014-11-01 |
| 8399. | Rasim (avarec) | 50.09 | 94% | 2012-05-22 |
| 8400. | Tilko (tilko13) | 50.09 | 95% | 2013-10-12 |
| 8401. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 50.09 | 94% | 2019-07-31 |
| 8402. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 50.09 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 8403. | Viral (viral99) | 50.08 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8404. | N A (_datnigga445) | 50.08 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8405. | Zeno (zenokc1) | 50.08 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 8406. | Mario (dechene) | 50.08 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 8407. | Nellie (fool_onthehill) | 50.07 | 95% | 2023-05-05 |
| 8408. | Eric (erictoony) | 50.07 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 8409. | Hasan (hasan_2809) | 50.07 | 95% | 2022-12-24 |
| 8410. | Allen (allenet) | 50.07 | 89% | 2016-10-20 |
| 8411. | mansoor (mansoor_d) | 50.07 | 94% | 2015-07-31 |
| 8412. | Lawrence (jp36978) | 50.07 | 96% | 2013-02-16 |
| 8413. | Feti (eltion) | 50.07 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 8414. | themightjax (cyberzombie) | 50.06 | 94% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8415. | Nules (julesseg) | 50.05 | 95% | 2020-08-18 |
| 8416. | cyrel (cryptic) | 50.05 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 8417. | Jan (malformed) | 50.04 | 93% | 2015-03-31 |
| 8418. | Jack (jackalmighty) | 50.04 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 8419. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 50.04 | 94% | 2022-06-23 |
| 8420. | Boxxie (sohaiba) | 50.04 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |