The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27539. | YougCraft (yougcraft) | 59.57 | 92% | 2014-10-30 |
| 27540. | Mike (mike7777777) | 59.57 | 97% | 2015-12-27 |
| 27541. | lotte (lotte) | 59.57 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 27542. | Eric (llmangoll) | 59.56 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
| 27543. | Ross (m0nday) | 59.56 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 27544. | UwU (llez_ai_taip_beri_gut) | 59.56 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 27545. | James (jarmez) | 59.56 | 93.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 27546. | Nikki (haiitsnikki) | 59.56 | 95% | 2014-11-30 |
| 27547. | fds (sifjshdf) | 59.56 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 27548. | Audrey (lil_bit23) | 59.56 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 27549. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 59.56 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 27550. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 59.56 | 99% | 2013-07-20 |
| 27551. | moana lisa (snypz) | 59.55 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 27552. | Shane (sdoyle4499) | 59.55 | 96.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27553. | jasper (jazzu20) | 59.55 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 27554. | noe jr (noevash) | 59.55 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 27555. | pedro (pedrovales) | 59.54 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 27556. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 59.54 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 27557. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 59.54 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 27558. | dev (evafre) | 59.54 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 27559. | Jozik (jozik) | 59.54 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27560. | kankam (universalgenius@yah... | 59.54 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 27561. | Ben (rumpus) | 59.54 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 27562. | Lustralis (lustralis) | 59.54 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 27563. | Simon (siarnt) | 59.53 | 95% | 2020-02-10 |
| 27564. | Hbhng (hbhng) | 59.53 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 27565. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 59.53 | 93.5% | 2023-08-21 |
| 27566. | Ram Krishna (codeitram) | 59.53 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 27567. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 59.53 | 94% | 2018-09-18 |
| 27568. | Joe (mrmadkid) | 59.52 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |