See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4994. | sretsaM (sretsam) | 98.15 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 4995. | gubbagooba (gubbagooba) | 98.15 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4996. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 98.14 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 4997. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 98.14 | 100% | 2023-03-03 |
| 4998. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 98.13 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 4999. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 98.13 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 5000. | RoomTempIQ (roomtemperatueiq) | 98.11 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 5001. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 98.11 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 5002. | こお (koo_ty) | 98.10 | 96.8% | 2023-06-03 |
| 5003. | Jack (whatsawaffle) | 98.10 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5004. | Josh (auto111032) | 98.10 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5005. | calcusaver.net (calcusaver) | 98.09 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5006. | Zach (skoopy) | 98.08 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5007. | akim (thaakimnas) | 98.07 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 5008. | geass (curryasian) | 98.07 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5009. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 5010. | Payu (payu_w) | 98.06 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 5011. | Stefan🐇 (stefanman125) | 98.06 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5012. | Josiah (josiaharroyo) | 98.06 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 5013. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 98.06 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 5014. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 98.06 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 5015. | Bulgogi (jm_simbahan) | 98.06 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5016. | nika (nika07) | 98.06 | 100% | 2020-11-11 |
| 5017. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 98.05 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 5018. | Silkrec (silkrec) | 98.05 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5019. | jason (drumdydrum) | 98.05 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| 5020. | Gregory (gregoryshen212) | 98.04 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 5021. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 98.03 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5022. | jr (lukrix) | 98.02 | 98.9% | 2024-09-07 |
| 5023. | hhkb gang (nexsic) | 98.01 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |