The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33798. | Ritika (ritika_keshri) | 59.09 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 33799. | Akberen (asembek_akberen) | 59.09 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| 33800. | wiz (_wiz_) | 59.09 | 93.9% | 2024-07-07 |
| 33801. | billy (gwabs) | 59.09 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 33802. | jjhoney (miahoneyboo) | 59.08 | 97.7% | 2024-12-07 |
| 33803. | applecards (applecards) | 59.08 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 33804. | Airi (airikari) | 59.08 | 96% | 2024-07-21 |
| 33805. | Mahmoud (sayed1) | 59.08 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
| 33806. | Phantom (bwolff1108) | 59.08 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
| 33807. | Yen (conan_godman) | 59.08 | 92% | 2011-06-09 |
| 33808. | Shaw (shawili) | 59.07 | 96.6% | 2025-02-16 |
| 33809. | slowpope (slowpope) | 59.07 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 33810. | Anthony (saga_) | 59.07 | 96.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33811. | Njnh Vo (nhoccrazy_codon) | 59.07 | 91% | 2011-07-01 |
| 33812. | Shanna (loveisintheair) | 59.07 | 94% | 2013-12-11 |
| 33813. | MArcel (marcel01) | 59.07 | 95% | 2014-03-11 |
| 33814. | whoathere!!1 (dan_marius) | 59.06 | 96% | 2024-12-09 |
| 33815. | xand3r80 (xand3r80) | 59.06 | 97% | 2025-01-05 |
| 33816. | yun (genuak) | 59.06 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| 33817. | Joshua (joshuaxjustin) | 59.06 | 93% | 2024-01-19 |
| 33818. | John (happyguy2000) | 59.06 | 99.2% | 2025-02-18 |
| 33819. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 59.06 | 94% | 2016-01-12 |
| 33820. | Shaniqka (shaniqka) | 59.06 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 33821. | JOPAILLE (jopaille) | 59.06 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 33822. | Snort (shortguy123) | 59.05 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 33823. | Huey (hexica2000) | 59.05 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 33824. | Charlie (cdmorris22) | 59.05 | 97% | 2024-04-24 |
| 33825. | ChickpeaSombrero (chickpea_... | 59.05 | 97% | 2024-03-12 |
| 33826. | doc_local (friendly_local_doc) | 59.05 | 95% | 2024-11-22 |
| 33827. | mat O (mat_o) | 59.05 | 98% | 2024-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |