So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35370. | 3d1ts_byjxs (jas_m1n3) | 40.43 | 93% | 2022-12-17 |
| 35371. | John (_ansel_) | 40.42 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 35372. | Pooh (pooh_17) | 40.42 | 93% | 2021-07-22 |
| 35373. | R E D (n124345679976) | 40.42 | 91% | 2013-11-17 |
| 35374. | harshal (145harshal) | 40.41 | 95% | 2022-12-22 |
| 35375. | Vivek (vivek6055) | 40.40 | 95% | 2014-01-01 |
| 35376. | 🐲🐲Giang🐉 (giangvan) | 40.40 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 35377. | abby (abby_34) | 40.39 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 35378. | hoang (hanhdb) | 40.39 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 35379. | Risha (risha) | 40.38 | 83% | 2011-08-18 |
| 35380. | My (khoaikhala) | 40.38 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 35381. | Viennas chrysler brrrrrrrrr... | 40.37 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 35382. | peng (ai241) | 40.37 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
| 35383. | Abrar (battlejonin) | 40.37 | 89% | 2016-07-02 |
| 35384. | Linus (starhiro654) | 40.37 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 35385. | Gary (xrayer) | 40.37 | 91% | 2012-01-20 |
| 35386. | Know (knowyou) | 40.35 | 97% | 2014-10-06 |
| 35387. | Rajib (nilkanth) | 40.35 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 35388. | Joshua (joshuar04) | 40.35 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 35389. | jack_danniels (jack_danniels) | 40.34 | 94.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 35390. | Jamie Acton (jamsteracton) | 40.34 | 92% | 2023-01-26 |
| 35391. | Hurricane (hurricane) | 40.33 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 35392. | FozZeW (fozzew) | 40.33 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 35393. | Chau (tron6820) | 40.33 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 35394. | daniel yea (danydance) | 40.33 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 35395. | nguyen (ruananjian) | 40.31 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 35396. | Igor (igorlimam) | 40.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 35397. | Blackpanther (ranaatta) | 40.31 | 94% | 2023-01-11 |
| 35398. | Doubz (ramodi) | 40.31 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 35399. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 40.29 | 90% | 2016-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |