And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17709. | Aldiyar (aldiy4r_06) | 82.86 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 17710. | Bo (mrboli) | 82.86 | 88% | 2013-04-22 |
| 17711. | Luke (bigjonah) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17712. | Ward (wtcarroll3) | 82.84 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 17713. | Herozaic (herozaic) | 82.84 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 17714. | Ian (adagrad) | 82.84 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 17715. | Kyle (kylegonzales_) | 82.84 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17716. | Thorbert (tobtoby) | 82.84 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 17717. | Mr (luna1001) | 82.84 | 98% | 2011-12-15 |
| 17718. | Alex (manithan) | 82.84 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 17719. | Jacob (tarty) | 82.84 | 94% | 2013-01-12 |
| 17720. | Mitch (chuckiecheez) | 82.84 | 91% | 2013-10-31 |
| 17721. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 82.83 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 17722. | peanut (spuhgetee) | 82.83 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 17723. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 17724. | Mini.S (billbang6) | 82.83 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 17725. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 82.82 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 17726. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 82.82 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 17727. | Joshua (joshque) | 82.82 | 98% | 2015-02-24 |
| 17728. | Bráulio (braulio) | 82.82 | 98% | 2011-08-14 |
| 17729. | Fast (greytwa) | 82.82 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 17730. | Evan (__evab__) | 82.81 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 17731. | Fabian (fabiangubler) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 17732. | Jacob (stuttz) | 82.81 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 17733. | cross (crossj) | 82.81 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 17734. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 82.81 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 17735. | a (alonso_) | 82.81 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 17736. | SpeedTrain (speedtraintyper) | 82.81 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 17737. | Calvin (calvinb) | 82.81 | 96% | 2011-09-08 |
| 17738. | Food (uqi821) | 82.80 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |