The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16426. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 77.77 | 97.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 16427. | Revilo (splotchyy) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 16428. | Bob (metsandcavs) | 77.77 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16429. | Alan (alan2406) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16430. | Quan (b3cta3) | 77.77 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 16431. | 정 (andrewjeong) | 77.77 | 89% | 2016-02-04 |
| 16432. | Chris (shafanovic) | 77.76 | 92% | 2012-04-02 |
| 16433. | Ivan (dide1818) | 77.76 | 96.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 16434. | Rift026 (rift026) | 77.76 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 16435. | Phat (imwil) | 77.76 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 16436. | Vanessa (spider_monkeyyy) | 77.76 | 86% | 2011-07-07 |
| 16437. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 77.76 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 16438. | Matthew (floog10) | 77.76 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 16439. | Lennard (leoracing) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 16440. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 77.76 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 16441. | nagato (akatsuki99) | 77.76 | 95% | 2013-04-05 |
| 16442. | Rokas (rokisv) | 77.75 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16443. | fupaboychris (awesomeepic) | 77.75 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 16444. | Joshua (joshlee) | 77.75 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 16445. | Derrick (titi123) | 77.75 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 16446. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 77.75 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 16447. | Samuel (moneymansam) | 77.74 | 90% | 2016-11-09 |
| 16448. | lu (prymuslu) | 77.74 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 16449. | Nick (shadow662) | 77.74 | 96% | 2012-04-11 |
| 16450. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 77.74 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 16451. | Haydn (mathlobster) | 77.74 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 16452. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 77.74 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 16453. | Hary (slayerr19) | 77.74 | 92% | 2011-05-14 |
| 16454. | Bones Jones (igbinewekakevi... | 77.74 | 96% | 2013-11-07 |
| 16455. | markus (marsjo992) | 77.74 | 94% | 2012-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |