As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3165. | z0rp (z0rp) | 105.31 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 3166. | ☯ (4afe) | 105.31 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 3167. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 105.31 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
| 3168. | Aadyot (axb1368) | 105.29 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 3169. | Jenny on a jetski (jasonyp) | 105.29 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 3170. | Jimmy (jimbozeubuen) | 105.29 | 99% | 2020-01-28 |
| 3171. | Jayden (y4nrui) | 105.28 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 3172. | Victo (victo_sn) | 105.28 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 3173. | d (dragonhe36) | 105.28 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3174. | Hao (m4kuta) | 105.27 | 94% | 2016-08-11 |
| 3175. | zeeee (zeeebra) | 105.27 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 3176. | rakunana (rakunana) | 105.27 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 3177. | Will (munce) | 105.27 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 3178. | Julia (juliaoh) | 105.26 | 100% | 2017-06-25 |
| 3179. | Barry (archchoa) | 105.26 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3180. | Demancer (demancer) | 105.26 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 3181. | SideG (sideg) | 105.25 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 3182. | typewriter (tearwood) | 105.25 | 95% | 2016-05-22 |
| 3183. | Josh (joshhawaii) | 105.25 | 97% | 2015-09-25 |
| 3184. | kjc (kjc_) | 105.24 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 3185. | Liem (wavuan) | 105.23 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 3186. | ty (sloasstyper) | 105.23 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 3187. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 105.23 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 3188. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 105.23 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 3189. | Travis (oats) | 105.22 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
| 3190. | ryan (hhtech) | 105.21 | 97.5% | 2025-02-04 |
| 3191. | Duncan (duncanwilkinson) | 105.21 | 96.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 3192. | Kevin (kqzn) | 105.21 | 97.2% | 2024-02-03 |
| 3193. | Martina (martinaon) | 105.21 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 3194. | because... (3agwa_79) | 105.20 | 98.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |