The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11134. | zzephyr (zzephyr) | 87.05 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11135. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11136. | SpeedyCaret^ (wtl_jp) | 87.05 | 93% | 2015-03-19 |
| 11137. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 87.05 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
| 11138. | Jen (jeno20) | 87.04 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 11139. | Ken (kyberken) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11140. | David (dungeonsiege) | 87.04 | 93% | 2014-12-26 |
| 11141. | solariis (sol4riis) | 87.03 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 11142. | Max (max2004awesome) | 87.03 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 11143. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 11144. | Kevin (kjax) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 11145. | Jon (jonnyguitar00) | 87.02 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 11146. | Magishian (magishian) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11147. | dylan (genchiruno) | 87.02 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 11148. | Patryk (patryk) | 87.02 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 11149. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 11150. | Ernif (ernif) | 87.01 | 93% | 2014-12-07 |
| 11151. | Jashie (joshg780) | 87.01 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 11152. | Kordesii (kordesii) | 87.01 | 96% | 2014-09-02 |
| 11153. | Sandy (lapin) | 87.01 | 99% | 2012-04-10 |
| 11154. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 87.01 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 11155. | Kang (kwang2009) | 87.01 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 11156. | Christina (bahserte) | 87.01 | 96% | 2012-02-18 |
| 11157. | Joe (qwertyuiop4) | 87.00 | 99% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11158. | Jaye (f4ithnloy4i) | 87.00 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| 11159. | Alex (pwnzr2) | 87.00 | 91% | 2014-06-29 |
| 11160. | 이제이 (beipu) | 87.00 | 95% | 2014-07-23 |
| 11161. | S (swert) | 86.99 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11162. | Cole (starro747) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11163. | Việt Hùng (minkate) | 86.99 | 97% | 2011-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |