So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16971. | Cyril (81_wpm_goal) | 73.21 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 16972. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 73.21 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 16973. | Rasmus (rasbiehl) | 73.21 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 16974. | 9WPMavg (mrazntryhard) | 73.21 | 92% | 2016-10-14 |
| 16975. | 7 (pingas7) | 73.21 | 96% | 2011-05-14 |
| 16976. | Ethan (ethan568) | 73.21 | 93% | 2014-04-21 |
| 16977. | Noelle (raeofss) | 73.20 | 89% | 2013-11-17 |
| 16978. | Philip (neodestro734) | 73.20 | 94% | 2014-05-11 |
| 16979. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 73.20 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16980. | Marco (mavcunha) | 73.20 | 95% | 2015-11-11 |
| 16981. | Andres (andresglz) | 73.19 | 89% | 2013-04-11 |
| 16982. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 73.19 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 16983. | Luftim (luftim) | 73.19 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 16984. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 73.19 | 91% | 2012-10-20 |
| 16985. | süleyman (suleyman07) | 73.19 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 16986. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 73.19 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 16987. | Jamie (stiles128) | 73.18 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 16988. | Hernan (caantics) | 73.18 | 88% | 2016-02-10 |
| 16989. | Jayden (jayballr) | 73.18 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 16990. | Simon (wizard_sheep) | 73.18 | 95.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 16991. | Johannes (joha4270) | 73.18 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16992. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 73.18 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 16993. | koen (chromoplast) | 73.18 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 16994. | Anna (ratasticks) | 73.18 | 89% | 2013-04-17 |
| 16995. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 73.18 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 16996. | Adam (admeyer73) | 73.18 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
| 16997. | zachary (tinydinokid) | 73.17 | 93% | 2020-03-24 |
| 16998. | Astral (iamkoromon) | 73.17 | 95% | 2019-04-13 |
| 16999. | Stepan (a_s_v) | 73.17 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 17000. | Ralph (ralphie_boii) | 73.17 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |