You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1065. | S (skulltrail) | 90.74 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 1066. | Walsur (walsur) | 90.70 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1067. | tstats[omarthefast] (omarth... | 90.56 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1068. | Arun (arun808) | 90.56 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1069. | Bert (brozart) | 90.53 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1070. | Hal (goscinny2) | 90.49 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 1071. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 90.47 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1072. | uniracer (uniracer) | 90.46 | 99% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1073. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 90.46 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1074. | Jon (ace4896) | 90.45 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1075. | Plato (observer_02) | 90.43 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1076. | James (jpaik) | 90.35 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1077. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 90.32 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 1078. | Markada (themarkvi) | 90.31 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1079. | Alex (awong918) | 90.30 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1080. | T (wireless_accessory) | 90.25 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1081. | Josh (joshblatt) | 90.23 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1082. | Jamie (jmassie) | 90.20 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1083. | michael (banane_1) | 90.20 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1084. | (onah) | 90.19 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1085. | LockStock (lockstock) | 90.18 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 1086. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 90.18 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1087. | throw (bomnom) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1088. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 90.15 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1089. | Raj2631 (raj2631) | 90.14 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1090. | noxxaM (maxxon) | 90.13 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1091. | D (soulwang) | 90.13 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1092. | Wan (wzul) | 90.10 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1093. | Tozu (tozu) | 90.10 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1094. | Joonas (desm) | 90.08 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |