So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9744. | (treantprotector) | 85.73 | 93% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9745. | (cheeseburger) | 85.73 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 9746. | (apprentoc) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 9747. | (goatmaxwelln) | 85.71 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9748. | (itsme2314) | 85.71 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9749. | (punkkoala) | 85.71 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
| 9750. | (khundang02) | 85.71 | 91% | 2013-06-23 |
| 9751. | Tom (foux) | 85.70 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9752. | (modanno) | 85.70 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 9753. | (jyoung2gu) | 85.70 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 9754. | (yaywho) | 85.69 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 9755. | Luis (duelistone) | 85.69 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 9756. | (zgjim) | 85.69 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 9757. | (kusmir) | 85.69 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9758. | (necrakolyte) | 85.69 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 9759. | (clmcwilliams) | 85.69 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 9760. | (coldstixx) | 85.68 | 95% | 2016-04-23 |
| 9761. | (foliuss) | 85.68 | 94% | 2011-12-26 |
| 9762. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 85.68 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 9763. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 85.68 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9764. | (josh_rowlette) | 85.68 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| 9765. | (caddar) | 85.68 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9766. | (goddess_111) | 85.68 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9767. | (yangben000) | 85.68 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9768. | (kxiang) | 85.68 | 88% | 2014-03-08 |
| 9769. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 85.68 | 95% | 2017-03-25 |
| 9770. | (ilkermutlu) | 85.68 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 9771. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 85.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9772. | (pajama_cowboy) | 85.67 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
| 9773. | (consumption) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |