And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5931. | (123drink) | 108.41 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 5932. | (katya) | 108.41 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 5933. | (beth5507) | 108.41 | 100% | 2017-02-04 |
| 5934. | (leanath) | 108.41 | 93% | 2012-11-21 |
| 5935. | Tim (chungster400) | 108.41 | 94% | 2013-04-23 |
| 5936. | (sirctseb) | 108.40 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 5937. | (victorapham) | 108.40 | 90% | 2015-03-31 |
| 5938. | (cubit32) | 108.40 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 5939. | (wangonmybird) | 108.40 | 98% | 2014-07-10 |
| 5940. | (justinlaw) | 108.39 | 96% | 2016-04-11 |
| 5941. | (danno7) | 108.39 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 5942. | Carter (thecartel) | 108.38 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5943. | (zynck) | 108.38 | 93% | 2011-10-02 |
| 5944. | (guyismylastname) | 108.38 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5945. | Cal (raceto151) | 108.37 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5946. | (yipaepaen) | 108.37 | 100% | 2022-09-10 |
| 5947. | (josh_rowlette) | 108.36 | 98% | 2013-01-11 |
| 5948. | (olowken) | 108.36 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 5949. | (ez11) | 108.35 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| 5950. | Prin (prinplup9) | 108.35 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| 5951. | (vzylexy) | 108.35 | 93% | 2013-01-25 |
| 5952. | (lantzer) | 108.34 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 5953. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 108.34 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 5954. | (kynlee) | 108.34 | 94% | 2013-01-18 |
| 5955. | (joyblack) | 108.34 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 5956. | (etiskate) | 108.34 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 5957. | (duxviii) | 108.33 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 5958. | (tanigross3) | 108.33 | 97.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 5959. | Jaris (xersai) | 108.33 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5960. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 108.33 | 98% | 2016-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |