I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7133. | Anna (rabbitpickles69) | 93.28 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7134. | Andy (sierrawu) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7135. | samson (swanson209) | 93.28 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7136. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 93.28 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7137. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 7138. | E (wildsuperfire3) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7139. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 93.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7140. | touch me (sertouchme) | 93.27 | 98.3% | 2024-03-24 |
| 7141. | Shelby (typo5) | 93.27 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 7142. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 93.27 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 7143. | haidanos (haidanos) | 93.26 | 96.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7144. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 93.26 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 7145. | George (g_unit88) | 93.26 | 97% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7146. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 93.25 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7147. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 93.25 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 7148. | tim (rudyza) | 93.25 | 91% | 2016-11-28 |
| 7149. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 93.24 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 7150. | Typer (beginner9) | 93.24 | 96.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 7151. | Josh (josh1318) | 93.24 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7152. | maiZe (maize) | 93.24 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 7153. | Retriix (retriix) | 93.24 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 7154. | josh (sungchan) | 93.24 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 7155. | Hohn Jopkins (xictyper) | 93.23 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 7156. | Levi (famoosh) | 93.23 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| 7157. | AloftPanda (aloftpanda) | 93.23 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 7158. | peakyDicers (peakydicers) | 93.23 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 7159. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 93.23 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 7160. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 93.22 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7161. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 93.22 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 7162. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 93.21 | 93% | 2015-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |