So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17928. | Hitendra (hitendra) | 70.72 | 96% | 2012-12-01 |
17929. | X (cadoot) | 70.72 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
17930. | Bobby (mully21) | 70.72 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
17931. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 70.72 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
17932. | Max (redbandit) | 70.72 | 98% | 2013-04-12 |
17933. | Juan David (garri1105) | 70.72 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
17934. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
17935. | Choi (virtualsphere) | 70.71 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
17936. | Airel (carpi_1015) | 70.71 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
17937. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 70.71 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
17938. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 70.71 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
17939. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
17940. | Capt Holt (ephenssta) | 70.70 | 78% | 2016-09-24 |
17941. | Bob (ybbo) | 70.70 | 91% | 2011-07-24 |
17942. | Ersin (algos) | 70.70 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
17943. | Eran (eranb) | 70.70 | 95% | 2016-11-20 |
17944. | Alex (alex_typingfan) | 70.69 | 95% | 2023-09-02 |
17945. | TecTrixer (tectrixer) | 70.69 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
17946. | Adam (acidcypher) | 70.69 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
17947. | Kinasho (kinasho) | 70.69 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
17948. | Ryan (dirkden) | 70.69 | 97% | 2012-12-10 |
17949. | Max (reo_is_afk) | 70.69 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
17950. | Nadav (byotic) | 70.69 | 92% | 2014-05-26 |
17951. | Amanda (ddacm) | 70.69 | — | 2009-07-19 |
17952. | Josh (mystreet5000) | 70.69 | 84% | 2015-09-16 |
17953. | Josep M (josepot) | 70.69 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
17954. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 70.68 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
17955. | Liam (liamius) | 70.68 | 95.6% | 2021-02-15 |
17956. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 70.68 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
17957. | The (amirgambit) | 70.68 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |