The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24910. | 96 (96crn) | 64.19 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
| 24911. | Trey (bigbadloser) | 64.18 | 94% | 2017-09-08 |
| 24912. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 64.18 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 24913. | Ben (mnrubinsaty) | 64.18 | 87% | 2013-05-26 |
| 24914. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 64.18 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 24915. | bigmanbaby (smellynelly9000) | 64.18 | 96.1% | 2023-08-27 |
| 24916. | Irvin (irvmed) | 64.18 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 24917. | Diego (diegokotipelto) | 64.17 | 83% | 2016-10-18 |
| 24918. | Sandra (pulledtrigger) | 64.17 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 24919. | Mayan (mayan__) | 64.17 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 24920. | mel (_melissa9_) | 64.17 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 24921. | Jaxper (jaxper) | 64.17 | 90% | 2016-11-07 |
| 24922. | pee (nanana) | 64.17 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 24923. | luke (luke29) | 64.17 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 24924. | adrian (heeretic) | 64.17 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
| 24925. | Amanda (ddacm) | 64.17 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 24926. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 64.16 | 95.2% | 2023-09-12 |
| 24927. | forhad (forhadsustbd) | 64.16 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 24928. | Joseph (josephyen) | 64.16 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24929. | sonita (giveup) | 64.16 | 90% | 2016-05-27 |
| 24930. | David (westie) | 64.16 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 24931. | Toonie (nst94) | 64.15 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 24932. | Miles (forrest) | 64.15 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 24933. | Rebekah (rebekahtomski) | 64.15 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24934. | Notej (notej) | 64.15 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24935. | Lewis (pogfrog) | 64.15 | 98% | 2014-02-05 |
| 24936. | MARK (teamsolomid1314) | 64.15 | 92% | 2016-12-09 |
| 24937. | Riyaz (riyaz11) | 64.15 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 24938. | chadakmad040488 (datuchao23) | 64.15 | 92% | 2011-11-03 |
| 24939. | John (john_w) | 64.14 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |