The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8469. | Tim (tortoiseexpress) | 92.31 | 98% | 2012-05-05 |
| 8470. | Big Daddy (rwp12) | 92.30 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8471. | Dong (yagmc1993) | 92.30 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8472. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 92.30 | 92% | 2012-11-26 |
| 8473. | Wilson (allegorical) | 92.30 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 8474. | Dexter (lmarc0) | 92.30 | 93% | 2014-05-31 |
| 8475. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 92.30 | 97% | 2013-07-31 |
| 8476. | Maros (wlkvr) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8477. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 92.29 | 99% | 2014-03-18 |
| 8478. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 92.29 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 8479. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 92.28 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8480. | Bennett (bjhansen) | 92.28 | 95% | 2015-06-10 |
| 8481. | Debajyoti (deehzee) | 92.28 | 99% | 2012-03-29 |
| 8482. | James2 (james372) | 92.27 | 99% | 2014-11-06 |
| 8483. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 92.27 | 98% | 2011-07-22 |
| 8484. | Anahit (anachan17) | 92.27 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
| 8485. | Reina (rei7matsuura) | 92.26 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8486. | Josephus (josephus) | 92.26 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 8487. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 92.26 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 8488. | Saad (graveofsorrow) | 92.26 | 98% | 2013-02-12 |
| 8489. | Pun (puntypes) | 92.26 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 8490. | Adromrial (adromrial) | 92.25 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8491. | slayron (slayfulness) | 92.25 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8492. | joel (jouel1234567) | 92.25 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8493. | Malachi (mudgee) | 92.25 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 8494. | Praveen (ergodox) | 92.25 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8495. | Markee (itsmarkee) | 92.24 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 8496. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 92.24 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 8497. | Bobol (hr3f) | 92.24 | 96% | 2013-12-10 |
| 8498. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 92.23 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |