And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18733. | Clement (clementwong1014) | 81.15 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 18734. | fe (ferkoaa) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 18735. | Eric (notmexican) | 81.14 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 18736. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 81.14 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 18737. | Sanjii (ibetterbeimproving) | 81.14 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 18738. | Colin (colinsweetman) | 81.14 | 95% | 2012-07-11 |
| 18739. | Yee (theleftnut) | 81.14 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 18740. | Kristin (thompsonk) | 81.14 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 18741. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 81.13 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 18742. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 81.13 | 98% | 2013-09-13 |
| 18743. | folgue02 (folgue) | 81.12 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 18744. | werdnalliw (werdnalliw) | 81.12 | 94% | 2015-03-19 |
| 18745. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 81.12 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 18746. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 81.12 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18747. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 81.12 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
| 18748. | Jake (s2d_) | 81.12 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 18749. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 18750. | Rzn (rzn_) | 81.11 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 18751. | zeon (zeon000) | 81.11 | 94% | 2021-07-09 |
| 18752. | Mira (mirachandriani) | 81.11 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 18753. | Justin (wiimoat) | 81.11 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 18754. | Vikesh (vikeshkhanna) | 81.11 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 18755. | Nasrul (nastha) | 81.11 | 93% | 2017-02-06 |
| 18756. | Joseph (joseph_) | 81.11 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 18757. | cliff (clifflee14281428) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 18758. | Inox (inox) | 81.10 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 18759. | Macro (pantheonmain) | 81.10 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 18760. | V (vagoum) | 81.10 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 18761. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 81.10 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 18762. | Alan (alan2406) | 81.09 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |