I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14317. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 76.50 | 94% | 2020-02-02 |
| 14318. | L (lazlo23) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 14319. | Vchops (vchops) | 76.49 | 97.4% | 2024-07-10 |
| 14320. | abdullah (math_and_code) | 76.49 | 96.7% | 2025-03-04 |
| 14321. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 76.49 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14322. | Daisy (daisy_sun) | 76.49 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 14323. | Bittu (dark_attic) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 14324. | Prathik (oiii_m8) | 76.49 | 88% | 2015-04-23 |
| 14325. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 76.49 | 86% | 2015-05-15 |
| 14326. | Aleksandar (ilikespaghettilul) | 76.48 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 14327. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 76.48 | 96.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 14328. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14329. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 76.47 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 14330. | Nils (snils) | 76.47 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 14331. | beesha (beesha) | 76.47 | 95% | 2024-07-21 |
| 14332. | Guest (nextelement) | 76.47 | 97% | 2015-05-14 |
| 14333. | Islombek (realist2005) | 76.46 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 14334. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 76.46 | 99% | 2019-03-30 |
| 14335. | Salad (saladspoon) | 76.46 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 14336. | Kevin (nelsenkj11) | 76.46 | 97.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 14337. | Fille (pop0n) | 76.46 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 14338. | Slyor (slyor) | 76.45 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 14339. | Michael (michaelboom) | 76.45 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 14340. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 76.45 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14341. | Nate (npmaile) | 76.44 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 14342. | Kevin (kevingandhi1431) | 76.44 | 96.9% | 2023-11-01 |
| 14343. | r (arcy) | 76.44 | 93% | 2015-06-25 |
| 14344. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 76.44 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14345. | Rasmus (swaqrazzer) | 76.44 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 14346. | Yakov (yakovdabeast) | 76.43 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |