As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4652. | Mitchell (mitchow) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 4653. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 4654. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 98.64 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 4655. | jeff (typecringe) | 98.63 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 4656. | Will (willinfaloo) | 98.63 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 4657. | Jorge (jdominguezzz) | 98.61 | 98.1% | 2024-02-14 |
| 4658. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 98.61 | 96.6% | 2024-12-27 |
| 4659. | Justin (suhjune123) | 98.60 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4660. | Will (shadzalt) | 98.60 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4661. | Johnathan (johnescasa) | 98.60 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4662. | Javier (javixtop) | 98.59 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 4663. | Zune (easiest) | 98.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-11 |
| 4664. | Joao (fl4shbangpt) | 98.59 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 4665. | chandara (chan92) | 98.59 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 4666. | twitch.tv/snipezthrice (sni... | 98.59 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 4667. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 98.59 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4668. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 98.58 | 97.9% | 2025-01-21 |
| 4669. | FiveAces (fiveaces) | 98.58 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 4670. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 98.58 | 98.6% | 2024-04-15 |
| 4671. | atobansitoh (atobansitoh) | 98.58 | 90% | 2016-11-23 |
| 4672. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 98.58 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 4673. | Phenoz (phenotypes) | 98.57 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4674. | Sami (codebro) | 98.57 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 4675. | CJ (quantum_boi) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 4676. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 98.57 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4677. | Thomas (smuv) | 98.57 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 4678. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 98.57 | 98.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4679. | Dux (duxviii) | 98.56 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 4680. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 98.56 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 4681. | Clinton (annor) | 98.56 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |