I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5955. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 5956. | hoang viet (waniku) | 96.69 | 99% | 2016-04-13 |
| 5957. | Paul (paul676) | 96.69 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
| 5958. | Macbook (macbook_air) | 96.68 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5959. | GhostMilf (diveonmebabe) | 96.68 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 5960. | pwp (fickypw) | 96.68 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5961. | Hannah (doubledisc_zrod) | 96.68 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5962. | Luigi (jorge_da_borracha) | 96.68 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 5963. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 96.68 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 5964. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 96.68 | 97.4% | 2024-06-25 |
| 5965. | cuki 🍪 (brewlux) | 96.68 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5966. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 96.68 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 5967. | Albertbz (albertbz) | 96.67 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5968. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 96.67 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 5969. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 96.67 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 5970. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 96.67 | 96% | 2016-08-29 |
| 5971. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 96.66 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5972. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 96.66 | 98% | 2024-05-21 |
| 5973. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 96.66 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 5974. | (cubeyfantwo) | 96.66 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5975. | . (xtypscer) | 96.66 | 95% | 2019-08-13 |
| 5976. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 96.65 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 5977. | Michael (hit2u) | 96.65 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5978. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 96.65 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5979. | Richard (cooloutac) | 96.64 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 5980. | jrnc (intellimouseftw) | 96.64 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
| 5981. | René (rene_) | 96.64 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 5982. | BloomJr (bloomjr) | 96.63 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5983. | chentya (chentyaac) | 96.63 | 98.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5984. | Myriadia (mof10) | 96.63 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |