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Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.

—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart

Active since August 27, 2017.
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Leaders

Rank	Username	WPM	Accuracy	Date
85.	boy_314 fan (electricviolinie)	168.25	99%	2023-11-07
86.	B4CK on mac (ayeyuhskuh)	168.13	99%	2023-07-29
87.	Sumit (smtchahal2)	168.09	99%	2022-02-14
88.	rain (firewolfrain)	167.91	98.5%	2021-01-28
89.	Polina (uniquesnowflake)	167.87	100%	2020-04-28
90.	Welcome (griefaccount)	167.71	99%	2023-05-08
91.	fish and chips (heavenseer)	167.61	98%	2021-10-22
92.	forgot how to type (glacier...	167.56	100%	2019-08-17
93.	wumpified8🚄 (wumpified8)	167.44	100%	2017-09-24
94.	rip laoshu505000 (traben)	167.35	99%	2022-12-21
95.	I'm so slow (beastasfiist)	166.34	100%	2021-02-08
96.	Hreyfill Hreyfill (hreyfill)	166.22	99%	2019-05-17
97.	JetMode🍆🌽🍉🍌 (bo...	166.07	99%	2024-02-09
98.	beat me if u can ; (bblaise)	165.99	99%	2019-02-28
99.	Andrei (elpelaodank)	165.98	99%	2021-12-10
100.	Abhi (abhib22)	165.91	99%	2022-11-22
101.	Jordan (jordan2380)	165.87	100%	2022-03-04
102.	Maniblobber (maniblob)	165.55	100%	2023-08-15
103.	ANDREA (andreaak00)	165.51	99%	2018-10-24
104.	vinni (vinning)	165.48	100%	2019-04-10
105.	(delirious)	165.41	100%	2018-11-27
106.	Mike (emrenegades)	165.39	100%	2019-02-10
107.	Petar (petars)	165.37	100%	2021-09-21
108.	WatchDominion.org (lithox2)	165.36	99%	2021-04-29
109.	cub (c0decub)	165.31	98%	2018-09-06
110.	v3 (_v3_)	165.29	100%	2019-11-21
111.	eiko (eikomaniac)	165.23	99%	2019-01-24
112.	StaticNine (staticnine)	165.19	99%	2020-07-20
113.	(krivos)	165.19	99.5%	2024-02-05
114.	miyakejima (polka7)	165.12	98%	2023-03-18

Universes

Universe	Races	Average WPM	First Race
Default (English)	37,870	84.93	August 27, 2017
Instant Death Mode	140	90.71	December 20, 2018
ᗜ Stenography	3	124.06	April 16, 2021