Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2037. | Mick (orangeice) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 2038. | Haung (zeropower) | 80.19 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2039. | Randy (rhomusic) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2040. | gnomy12 (gnomy12) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2041. | Tim (thole) | 80.17 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2042. | Alex (alexraw) | 80.15 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2043. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 80.15 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2044. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2045. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 80.14 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2046. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2047. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 80.14 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
| 2048. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 80.13 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2049. | reysette (reysettemart) | 80.10 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2050. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 80.08 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2051. | Epic (epicgamesceo) | 80.05 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 2052. | Max (sekuro) | 80.05 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 2053. | chingchong (lambsaucelocated) | 80.03 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 2054. | Sarah (joonby) | 80.03 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2055. | ore (orezee) | 80.02 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 2056. | cfe (prgmlu) | 80.01 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 2057. | Andy (andyok) | 80.01 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2058. | Ronalds (mrbonis) | 79.95 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2059. | hung_trap (qt_trap) | 79.95 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2060. | Dylan (dilly1) | 79.94 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2061. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 79.93 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2062. | ca1m (ca1m) | 79.90 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2063. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 79.90 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2064. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 79.90 | 94% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2065. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 79.89 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2066. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 79.89 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |