Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2244. | Dominik (doofi) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2245. | Octo (octophobia) | 83.15 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 2246. | mo (ceiba) | 83.12 | 99% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2247. | shui (sammi76) | 83.06 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 2248. | forgot how to type (valaxy) | 83.06 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2249. | f r z (f_r_z) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2250. | name (anson001) | 83.05 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2251. | Blafl (blafl) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2252. | Ted (djswayde) | 83.03 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2253. | Matthew (flangalang) | 83.01 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2254. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 82.99 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2255. | (clouhhd_) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2256. | Pat (artham) | 82.98 | 96% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2257. | Sean Paolo (seanpaolo_22) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2258. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 82.98 | 99% | 2018-05-28 |
| 2259. | joe (lerler246) | 82.97 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2260. | Diego (niquefa_diego) | 82.95 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 2261. | Sarah (joonby) | 82.95 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 2262. | Tony (tonykimatpl) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2263. | Andrew (sq_leonhart) | 82.92 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 2264. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 82.91 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2265. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 82.89 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2266. | vivek (pannu9211) | 82.89 | 100% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2267. | Andrew (alzhu) | 82.87 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 2268. | Mango (sdesingh) | 82.86 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 2269. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 82.85 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 2270. | zack (footlover) | 82.85 | 99% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2271. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 82.84 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2272. | Emily (emilykeary) | 82.84 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 2273. | n00b (gimape07) | 82.83 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |