I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9886. | NdzPlz (nathanjr123) | 85.60 | 97.2% | 2025-02-11 |
| 9887. | Daniel (tempguan) | 85.60 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 9888. | Qeloxy (qeloxy1_) | 85.59 | 96% | 2024-08-08 |
| 9889. | Jennifer (jennlv) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 9890. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 85.59 | 97.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 9891. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 9892. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 85.59 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9893. | Madison (mnbutler) | 85.59 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 9894. | Martin (martin_juan) | 85.58 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 9895. | Declan (dg05) | 85.58 | 98.1% | 2025-04-05 |
| 9896. | bob (zirx2) | 85.58 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9897. | Yes (dylantusig) | 85.57 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 9898. | Xzereath (xzereath) | 85.57 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9899. | Ckh (theckh) | 85.57 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9900. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 85.57 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9901. | Alfonso (topazio88) | 85.57 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9902. | biran (biranbasi) | 85.56 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9903. | Ata (aajan) | 85.56 | 98.1% | 2024-07-03 |
| 9904. | Sarah (joonby) | 85.56 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 9905. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 85.56 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 9906. | Can (cazzed) | 85.55 | 96% | 2025-05-27 |
| 9907. | onel (onel11) | 85.55 | 97.2% | 2023-06-14 |
| 9908. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 85.55 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9909. | Patrick (dmamba) | 85.54 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 9910. | Ricky (tropikaltiktak) | 85.54 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 9911. | Alex (blueninja11103) | 85.54 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 9912. | Sam (gates250) | 85.54 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 9913. | Dodi (dodic) | 85.54 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 9914. | Spezro (kevinnice123) | 85.53 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9915. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 85.53 | 97.2% | 2023-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |