So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33109. | Derek (indigo_3) | 46.59 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 33110. | Dnyanendra (danyk_16) | 46.59 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 33111. | Tomasz (tserbinowski) | 46.59 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 33112. | mahmoud (mahmoud_l86805) | 46.59 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 33113. | Nancy (nancynon) | 46.59 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 33114. | Gyula (yoodlee) | 46.59 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 33115. | SRINIVASA VARMA (varma369) | 46.59 | 95% | 2012-02-11 |
| 33116. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 46.58 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 33117. | Apples (apples07) | 46.58 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 33118. | Pouya (pouyal) | 46.57 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
| 33119. | Precious (precy_kee) | 46.56 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 33120. | Dan1elB (daniellk) | 46.56 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 33121. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 46.56 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 33122. | logan (logan1989) | 46.56 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 33123. | Kimberly Aster (kimberlyaster) | 46.56 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 33124. | brenda (brenda1) | 46.56 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 33125. | jordan (jonovono) | 46.55 | 92% | 2012-06-08 |
| 33126. | sunesh (vadi) | 46.55 | 98% | 2011-05-14 |
| 33127. | Charles (charles0420) | 46.54 | 90% | 2013-01-03 |
| 33128. | Brisseira (mintdaisy101) | 46.53 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 33129. | dazzdm (dazzdm) | 46.53 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
| 33130. | Ethan (sumguy37) | 46.53 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 33131. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 46.52 | 93% | 2018-04-20 |
| 33132. | Tianze (tianzeduan) | 46.52 | 89% | 2014-03-03 |
| 33133. | ፀጋ ተልከሰከሰ... | 46.52 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 33134. | Death_Dragon (dead_beast) | 46.52 | 93% | 2022-03-10 |
| 33135. | ikmal (malrith) | 46.52 | 93.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 33136. | Steven (stevey) | 46.52 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 33137. | Nikhil (beel85) | 46.51 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 33138. | David (dvd_blns) | 46.51 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |