So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4552. | Henry (goodhat) | 100.67 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4553. | bub (_bubble) | 100.67 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 4554. | buibuibui (buibuibui) | 100.67 | 96% | 2014-10-03 |
| 4555. | Douglas (neodhed) | 100.67 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 4556. | Bogdan (ohplease) | 100.67 | 99% | 2013-12-20 |
| 4557. | James (defused) | 100.67 | 97% | 2011-05-12 |
| 4558. | Olivia (livlev) | 100.66 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 4559. | Will (firefliesxd) | 100.66 | 93% | 2012-08-28 |
| 4560. | Bares3w3 (bares3w3) | 100.65 | 98% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4561. | Nishant (nishantc1527) | 100.65 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 4562. | SpongeTypes (spongetypes) | 100.65 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 4563. | Milan (milang13) | 100.65 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
| 4564. | Erin (chippo88) | 100.62 | 98% | 2014-07-31 |
| 4565. | Nader (trigeminal81) | 100.62 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 4566. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 100.62 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 4567. | jacktheboy211 (jacktheboy211) | 100.62 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4568. | Aaron (declouxa) | 100.60 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 4569. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 100.60 | 99% | 2022-11-12 |
| 4570. | Wyte (whiteguy1) | 100.60 | 93% | 2013-11-16 |
| 4571. | pmcats (marupiter) | 100.60 | 92% | 2012-12-12 |
| 4572. | ≥Harvey A. (harvey_010101) | 100.60 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 4573. | C (3eid) | 100.60 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 4574. | Mania (mania) | 100.59 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 4575. | Matias (matiaz) | 100.59 | 96% | 2015-08-11 |
| 4576. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 100.59 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 4577. | AvoPi (avopi) | 100.59 | 98% | 2015-12-13 |
| 4578. | Vi (fler) | 100.59 | 99% | 2011-05-29 |
| 4579. | Torrent (torrent) | 100.58 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 4580. | Ray (rayd) | 100.58 | 94% | 2012-08-30 |
| 4581. | MeowMeow (meowmeowrainbowki... | 100.58 | 94% | 2011-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |