The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26502. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 61.41 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 26503. | Steven (s0daa713) | 61.41 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 26504. | ninja (ninja_op) | 61.41 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 26505. | Marc (thehobbit6937) | 61.41 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 26506. | Ng (ngcharlie0616) | 61.41 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 26507. | Rahil (rahil24patel) | 61.41 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 26508. | Sebastian (schill_93) | 61.41 | 93% | 2014-05-22 |
| 26509. | dinh (zinzin_1502) | 61.41 | 92% | 2012-05-18 |
| 26510. | SONU (sonusai) | 61.41 | 95% | 2012-08-31 |
| 26511. | Scott (offscott) | 61.41 | 95% | 2012-09-07 |
| 26512. | Eugene (eugenemsc) | 61.41 | 97% | 2014-06-17 |
| 26513. | Samantha (bradswifey2010) | 61.41 | 91% | 2012-12-31 |
| 26514. | James (leeroy909) | 61.40 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 26515. | Gremlin (keygremlin) | 61.40 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 26516. | KiwiZ3R0 (kiwizero) | 61.40 | 95.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 26517. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 61.40 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26518. | Emmy (_dadstype_) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
| 26519. | kaskelot (kaskelot) | 61.39 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 26520. | JonnyB (jonnybird) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-09-03 |
| 26521. | Ireon (ireonl) | 61.39 | 95% | 2023-04-23 |
| 26522. | anonym (thefencr) | 61.39 | 96.4% | 2023-08-11 |
| 26523. | chris (walchrisc) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 26524. | Ehsan (ehsaan) | 61.39 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
| 26525. | Robert (rock100010000) | 61.38 | 93% | 2015-02-13 |
| 26526. | crazy (flappybirb) | 61.38 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 26527. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 61.38 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 26528. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 61.38 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 26529. | Raman (rshant) | 61.38 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26530. | Sean (seanmulan) | 61.38 | 98% | 2012-03-05 |
| 26531. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 61.38 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |