So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15866. | Tyler (tigatok) | 75.10 | 89% | 2014-11-24 |
| 15867. | Fernando (fercv19) | 75.10 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 15868. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 75.10 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 15869. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 75.10 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 15870. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 75.10 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 15871. | Carly (cp_beth) | 75.10 | 97% | 2012-05-30 |
| 15872. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 75.10 | 90% | 2012-03-27 |
| 15873. | Mortimer (mortimer452) | 75.09 | 82% | 2016-08-10 |
| 15874. | Mepatrick (mepatrick) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 15875. | Naor (naorcotev) | 75.09 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 15876. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 75.09 | 95% | 2017-03-26 |
| 15877. | Prolific (prolific) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 15878. | Gilberto (shesmu) | 75.09 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 15879. | Geoff (tromag) | 75.09 | 95% | 2012-08-29 |
| 15880. | otoy (otoy) | 75.09 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 15881. | Jeremy (itsyournightmare) | 75.09 | 94% | 2013-10-08 |
| 15882. | vato (vaatto) | 75.08 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15883. | Lena (lenalee789) | 75.08 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 15884. | bicboi (maggs09) | 75.08 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 15885. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 75.08 | 94% | 2014-11-29 |
| 15886. | Brendan (btbens) | 75.08 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
| 15887. | Ms. Nickle (gweilo) | 75.07 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15888. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 75.07 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 15889. | raphael (rfal10) | 75.07 | 99% | 2012-08-28 |
| 15890. | y (y1266) | 75.07 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 15891. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 75.07 | 96% | 2011-07-01 |
| 15892. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.06 | 88% | 2015-12-18 |
| 15893. | Sanchit (imperpetualmachine) | 75.06 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15894. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 75.06 | 91% | 2013-03-01 |
| 15895. | M (margunwan) | 75.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |