So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18256. | Vinayak (vinayaksuresh) | 71.05 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 18257. | marji (marjiva) | 71.05 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 18258. | Steven (swordyz) | 71.04 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 18259. | Abylay (ablking) | 71.04 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 18260. | exyreams (exyreams) | 71.04 | 96.1% | 2023-06-10 |
| 18261. | nathan (jebaithan) | 71.04 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 18262. | Sapphire (wl23) | 71.04 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| 18263. | Sagar (sagar737) | 71.04 | 92% | 2016-07-16 |
| 18264. | Gabriel (bgira) | 71.04 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 18265. | Snorlax (pidude314) | 71.04 | 93% | 2015-05-04 |
| 18266. | TheTech (thetech) | 71.04 | 94% | 2016-03-24 |
| 18267. | mohammad navid (navid91) | 71.04 | 97% | 2016-02-09 |
| 18268. | Adam (iadam368) | 71.03 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 18269. | cst0313 (cst0313) | 71.03 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 18270. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 71.03 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 18271. | Anthony (agl80) | 71.03 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 18272. | Joe (abochkod) | 71.02 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 18273. | Nikola (kokosarnik) | 71.02 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 18274. | bel (beecursed) | 71.02 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 18275. | Mikke (bloodsms) | 71.02 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 18276. | Andrejs (e2e4) | 71.02 | 94% | 2014-05-08 |
| 18277. | Michael (jeffgordon251) | 71.02 | 97% | 2012-07-09 |
| 18278. | Jon (jonksig) | 71.02 | 99% | 2012-09-05 |
| 18279. | Joe (jdonnen) | 71.02 | 94% | 2013-03-07 |
| 18280. | Elias (eliasstutterer) | 71.01 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18281. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 71.01 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 18282. | Zachxy (fortzachary) | 71.01 | 94.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18283. | mgamble (mgamble) | 71.01 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 18284. | Ng (chronoscommand) | 71.00 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 18285. | Jeshua (jeshwannn) | 71.00 | 95% | 2023-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |