The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5878. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 99.58 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5879. | Nenieco (fnord) | 99.57 | 98% | 2012-11-05 |
| 5880. | Varut (fail01) | 99.57 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 5881. | rip reckful (wlwil) | 99.57 | 93% | 2015-12-20 |
| 5882. | haha u r smart :)) (ma_men) | 99.57 | 98% | 2011-04-06 |
| 5883. | Hiroki (hkotabe) | 99.57 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5884. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 99.57 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
| 5885. | AUTISMO! (autismo) | 99.57 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
| 5886. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 5887. | Eugene (entilaren) | 99.56 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| 5888. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 99.55 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5889. | jaacouub (fsnxward) | 99.55 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5890. | Christopher (christos) | 99.55 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 5891. | reactor2 (rakesh_singh) | 99.54 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 5892. | Mic (miciora) | 99.54 | 98% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5893. | Sabey (thesabe) | 99.54 | 95% | 2014-05-31 |
| 5894. | Grant (datasianguy23) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 5895. | Richard (dicklash) | 99.53 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 5896. | Joni (jonicali) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5897. | Mers (mers_0412) | 99.52 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5898. | PhlyingPhingers (phlyingphi... | 99.52 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 5899. | Daniel (itypestuff) | 99.51 | 98% | 2012-09-24 |
| 5900. | Felix (ixi01) | 99.51 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5901. | Blake (sodasiphon) | 99.50 | 93% | 2014-09-25 |
| 5902. | Quinn (quinnngo) | 99.50 | 99% | 2017-11-04 |
| 5903. | Boris (oipunk77) | 99.50 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 5904. | ncf (broccoli_) | 99.49 | 92% | 2014-05-18 |
| 5905. | Austin (pinchetaco) | 99.48 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 5906. | Diego (divarela) | 99.48 | 98.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 5907. | Giorgi (sigmamale369) | 99.48 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |