With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7801. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 90.09 | 98.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 7802. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 90.09 | 98% | 2023-12-31 |
| 7803. | Joe (agentcursez) | 90.09 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 7804. | Max (maxinit) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 7805. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 90.09 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 7806. | ScocoPope (scocopal) | 90.08 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7807. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 90.08 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| 7808. | Acura_TSX (acuratsx06) | 90.07 | 99.7% | 2024-09-15 |
| 7809. | Nam (nam_chu) | 90.07 | 98.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 7810. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 90.07 | 98.2% | 2023-06-14 |
| 7811. | Jeff (ekuplosion) | 90.07 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 7812. | Sam (sambibiriz) | 90.06 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 7813. | Will (enthed) | 90.06 | 96% | 2016-10-22 |
| 7814. | alex (tieiech) | 90.06 | 95.8% | 2024-05-11 |
| 7815. | Obsidian (terthan) | 90.06 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 7816. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 90.06 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 7817. | Zapsterino (papsterino) | 90.05 | 96.9% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7818. | Yashesh (yashesh_07) | 90.05 | 98.2% | 2025-02-16 |
| 7819. | MC (mcsharkie) | 90.05 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 7820. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 90.05 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 7821. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 90.05 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 7822. | Axxuri (axxuri) | 90.04 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 7823. | Nibit (nibit) | 90.04 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7824. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 7825. | Jeff (tenacious_20) | 90.03 | 97% | 2026-03-12 |
| 7826. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 90.03 | 97.9% | 2023-12-11 |
| 7827. | afhwafawj (kanoz) | 90.03 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7828. | haniel monki (ivious) | 90.02 | 95.2% | 2024-10-02 |
| 7829. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 7830. | Joshua (joshque) | 90.01 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |