I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7237. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 93.81 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 7238. | (cozy_c) | 93.81 | 96% | 2025-11-25 |
| 7239. | colin699 (colin699) | 93.80 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 7240. | Skidd (skiddmcmarx) | 93.80 | 98% | 2017-03-01 |
| 7241. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 93.80 | 99% | 2022-01-26 |
| 7242. | Zane (zgivans33) | 93.80 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 7243. | Anton (racketen) | 93.80 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 7244. | Bibek (bibekshan) | 93.79 | 97% | 2025-12-27 |
| 7245. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 93.78 | 95.9% | 2023-11-02 |
| 7246. | Gaming (gamingreborn1) | 93.78 | 97.2% | 2024-02-02 |
| 7247. | kirito (jackhassracist) | 93.78 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 7248. | albatross (awehiuaf) | 93.78 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 7249. | Diego (daggo145) | 93.78 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| 7250. | V01D (inferno888) | 93.77 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 7251. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 93.77 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 7252. | 陳 (joshbochuan) | 93.77 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 7253. | Mei (slowkeyboardwarrior) | 93.76 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 7254. | NightQuest (night_quest) | 93.76 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 7255. | Nick (cluelessneep) | 93.76 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 7256. | Charles (jonchurst) | 93.76 | 95% | 2019-10-07 |
| 7257. | Med (medbar) | 93.76 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 7258. | BNYKGDT (hopelessly_serious) | 93.76 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 7259. | Chimmy (chimmyjin) | 93.75 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 7260. | Emma (nextexit) | 93.75 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 7261. | Rick (ricknpc) | 93.75 | 96% | 2016-10-04 |
| 7262. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 93.74 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7263. | g (gmcavoy) | 93.73 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7264. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 93.73 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
| 7265. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 93.73 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 7266. | Joe (joenodden) | 93.72 | 98.5% | 2024-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |