So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35256. | DAT (nguyenkhanhtiendat) | 40.96 | 88% | 2011-10-25 |
| 35257. | Candy (duke) | 40.94 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 35258. | Ansari (ansari) | 40.94 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 35259. | Sasuke (the_boy23) | 40.93 | 91.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 35260. | Gordon (threekings) | 40.93 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 35261. | rabah (rabah) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-05-28 |
| 35262. | ortal (ortalevin) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 35263. | mylene (meilyn) | 40.93 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 35264. | margi (margii) | 40.92 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 35265. | tawaha (tawaha) | 40.91 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 35266. | J (useneolayout) | 40.91 | 90% | 2015-05-12 |
| 35267. | madhan (maddar) | 40.91 | 93% | 2017-09-16 |
| 35268. | caotang (caotangxm) | 40.91 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 35269. | bonz (bonz) | 40.91 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 35270. | Tin (tinla) | 40.90 | 94% | 2019-05-12 |
| 35271. | Poo (40_in_schoolzone) | 40.90 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 35272. | Jordi (jordi0lle) | 40.89 | 93% | 2021-09-13 |
| 35273. | Jon (jonchen) | 40.89 | 94% | 2011-05-15 |
| 35274. | Ismo (izmomac) | 40.88 | 93% | 2021-10-06 |
| 35275. | Yehia (yehiabehery) | 40.88 | 86% | 2015-01-13 |
| 35276. | Ceejay (pentagoof) | 40.87 | 92% | 2017-12-07 |
| 35277. | Mangkanor (mangkanor00) | 40.87 | 95% | 2019-10-21 |
| 35278. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 40.86 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
| 35279. | mamoud (__mahmoud__) | 40.86 | 94% | 2021-11-08 |
| 35280. | Qing Chi (pumbinking) | 40.86 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 35281. | Jooooan (joooooam) | 40.86 | 93% | 2021-03-06 |
| 35282. | janice (shingpingpong) | 40.86 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 35283. | Joy (djescalante) | 40.85 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 35284. | REDSTONE (blockofredstone) | 40.85 | 93% | 2023-03-08 |
| 35285. | 子默 (kevinzhao) | 40.85 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |