You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2002. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 73.05 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2003. | Ali (murad_shah) | 73.04 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2004. | Jovan (zer0neon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2005. | Rocco (hnicrocconator) | 73.00 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 2006. | Sun (sunflower61) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2007. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 72.94 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2008. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 72.93 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| 2009. | Apex (cyrion6) | 72.89 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 2010. | Emre (angelofaxe) | 72.88 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2011. | arman_ferdous (arman_ferdous) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 2012. | Chris (big_z) | 72.85 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2013. | Yuanji Hu (kurandge) | 72.84 | 99% | 2018-06-11 |
| 2014. | Ben (breakmystride) | 72.80 | 93% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2015. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 72.79 | 95% | 2020-03-18 |
| 2016. | Ahnaf Shahriar (asifthegreat) | 72.77 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 2017. | zaq (zaq811) | 72.77 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2018. | Jon (jonc5201) | 72.71 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2019. | jepeh (gore_juic3) | 72.70 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2020. | Hyunee (shlee) | 72.61 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 2021. | Rukio (rukioruk) | 72.60 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 2022. | Weston (wesjamber) | 72.57 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 2023. | Isaac (typingsakc) | 72.56 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 2024. | Matt (rattlion) | 72.55 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 2025. | Susie (foxxbott) | 72.52 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 2026. | Praveen (awesomeroks) | 72.48 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 2027. | Juanma (juanma_jm) | 72.48 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 2028. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 72.48 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2029. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 72.44 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2030. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 72.41 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2031. | Jake (s2d_) | 72.37 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |