With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8807. | buns (agntzro) | 87.17 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 8808. | caique (caiquelira) | 87.17 | 98% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8809. | ss46 (gohaney34) | 87.16 | 97% | 2025-10-29 |
| 8810. | Henry (h___) | 87.16 | 95.9% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8811. | :o (pc_jones) | 87.16 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8812. | stef (ihasstuff) | 87.15 | 96.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 8813. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 87.15 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8814. | bigchick (bigchickbird) | 87.14 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 8815. | Darth (rakin000) | 87.14 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 8816. | Jack (jackpalaia) | 87.14 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 8817. | Bodkin (bodkinblue) | 87.14 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 8818. | captain (fegit) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8819. | Jules (jolsefu) | 87.12 | 96.5% | 2025-02-27 |
| 8820. | coolbeans (jaydaberliew) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8821. | Heath (heathcorp) | 87.12 | 97% | 2025-10-17 |
| 8822. | Ishtmeet (ish_75wpm) | 87.12 | 96% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8823. | Billie (bigmanbillz) | 87.11 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 8824. | 👺 (confiscar) | 87.11 | 97.5% | 2023-11-13 |
| 8825. | Jon (jonc5201) | 87.11 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 8826. | Joe (afromonkey) | 87.10 | 96.8% | 2024-04-25 |
| 8827. | Runstarr (runstarr1) | 87.10 | 95% | 2025-08-06 |
| 8828. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 87.10 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 8829. | oskar (osny19) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 8830. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 87.09 | 97.4% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8831. | Timmy (timexwatch) | 87.09 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 8832. | Chicklllion (millionlock) | 87.09 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8833. | (wordish) | 87.09 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 8834. | HRAOUBG (Steno) (hraoubg) | 87.09 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 8835. | Amogh (amogh_14) | 87.08 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 8836. | Eric (windeddragon) | 87.08 | 97.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |